Withtheir27thstraightloss,theDetroitPistonshavesettheall-timesingle-seasonlosingstreakrecord

底特律活塞27连败，创下NBA历史单赛季连败记录

[–]gridironk1713points23hoursago

Theyhavelost51oftheirlast55gamesdatingbacktolastseason

球迷：算上上赛季，活塞在过去的55场比赛里输了51场

[–]Rocketsconker1264915points22hoursago

WorstteameverasfarasI’mconcerned

火箭球迷：打我记事算起，活塞倒数第一

[–]LakersApollo611435points23hoursago

Historyagrees

湖人球迷：打有狗那年算起，活塞也得垫底

[–]Eastdanielbauer1375232points23hoursago

Istillthinkthe2011-12Bobcatswereworse.Cadeissignificantlybetterthananyoneonthatteam.

球迷：我还是觉得2011-12年的山猫更烂。那支球队里最好的球员也比康宁汉姆差着几档

[–]TrailBlazersKazekid715points23hoursago

CadevsthehandsofFatewasabattlefortheages

球迷：康宁汉姆VS命运之手，屡战屡败，屡败屡战，扩日持久

[–]WarriorsXaldes2160points23hoursago

Cadetriedsogoddamhardman.CongratstoBrooklynfordodgingbacktobacklandminegames.

勇士球迷：康宁汉姆是真的发了狠玩了命得想要赢球。恭喜篮网，背靠背两场恶战都没有翻船

[–]NetsKrustyKrabPizzaMan863points22hoursago

Can’tbelieveIwasnervouslikeitwasaplayoffgame.Sincewearen’twinningachampionshipinthefuture,mightaswellhangthebanneratBarclaysCenter“2023:HandedthePistonstheir27thstraightloss”

篮网球迷：不敢相信，打活塞看得我无比紧张，纯纯季后赛的感觉。鉴于我们未来也不会赢得总冠军，也许我们可以在巴克莱中心球馆（篮网主场）悬挂一面旗帜，写上“癸卯兔年，辅佐活塞登上27连败王座，位列凌烟阁”

[–]MKenshiX1250points23hoursago

I’veneverbeensohypedforPistonsgames

球迷：活久见，啥时候活塞的比赛居然能吸引这么多关注了

[–]simon21053637points23hoursago

Everygameontheline.Everygameisgame7.

WethoughttheISTwasanotherlevelbutthistrumpsitall.

球迷：每场背城借一，每场堪比抢七。

原以为季中锦标赛已是锦囊妙计，

没想到活塞创纪录才是吸睛神器

[–]76ersSecondHandFood840points23hoursago

Callthemtrash.

Callthemunwatchable.

Butjustdon’tcallthemforgettable,thisteamjustcementedtheirplaceinhistory.

76人球迷：你可以说他们垃圾，你可以说他们辣眼得一批，但你不能说他们平平无奇、风过了无痕迹，这支球队已然成为NBA历史上浓墨重彩的一笔

[–]Hawkstraebucketsfor32211points23hoursago*

Soalternativelyyoucansucksobadyoubreakthealltimerecordwhichcausespeopletopackyourstadiumasyoubreakrecords—kindabigbrainfromthepistons

老鹰球迷：所以，只要你能拉胯到底，烂到史上第一，球迷就会前仆后继，涌进你的场地，见证你的奇迹——活塞老板不着急，向死而生下大棋

[–]76ersHitboxOfASnail1532points1dayago

thisseasonisnowaboutnotbeingtheteamtolosetothemfirst

76人球迷：这个赛季的主旨已与总冠军无关，都等着看谁第一个输给活塞

[–]RaptorsFetchFrosh781points1dayago

Playoffswillbecancelledifnecessary

猛龙球迷：必要时，可以取消季后赛

[–]RaptorsKingREX_242922points1dayago

WhateverteamlosestothePistonsfirstprayfortheirfans(couldbeus)

猛龙球迷：现在不管哪支球队，你要输给活塞，不集体给自家球迷磕一个实在说不过去（可能是我们）

[–]RaptorsMrBrightside618632points23hoursago

chucklesI’mindanger

猛龙球迷：咯咯，快要打活塞了，好怕怕呀

[–]CelticsBandwagonEvane317596points23hoursago

Onethingtonoteisthat20teamsoutof29havecontributedtothePiston'slosingstreak.

Bostonwillbethe21stteamtopushitfurtherintothehistorybookordroptheirhomegame-winningstreakagainsttheworstteamintheleague.

凯尔特人球迷：注意注意，29支球队里，已经有20支球队为活塞的连败做出了贡献。波士顿要么成为第21支，让活塞的历史地位更加巩固，要么在联盟最差球队的手里断掉自己的主场连胜

[–]CelticsSoup-er14319points22hoursago

I’mterrified

凯尔特人球迷：已经开始慌了！

[–]Warriorsshnieder88495points23hoursago

ijusthopethepistonsmakeittothe30's.it'slikelebronscoringintothe40kregion.justtwounfathomablerecords.

勇士球迷：我倒希望活塞撑到三十多场，到那时候，詹姆斯也差不多该冲击40000万分大关了。渴望看到两大亘古未有的纪录交织在一起

[–]LakersDijohn17233points23hoursago

PleaseGodletitbetheCeltics

湖人球迷：上帝保佑，让绿凯承受这一切吧

[–]Western-Standard2333203points23hoursago

Ifyouwatchedthepistonsplay,youknowdeepdownthisisimpossible.

球迷；但凡看过活塞有多娘，你都不敢这么想。指望绿军阴沟亡，你不如信我是秦始皇

[–]NBAsusahamat92points23hoursago

73-9WarriorslosttotankingLakers,nothingisimpossible

球迷：摆烂的湖人当年也能灭了73胜的宇宙勇，人有多大胆，地有多大产！

[–]CelticsDazzling-Reason-51402833points22hoursago

ShoutouttoWingstopforthefleeceofthecentury

凯尔特人球迷：Wingstop鸡翅店，真是本世纪最大诈骗

[–]ThunderCCS80453points20hoursago

Igotu,basicallyWingstopmadeadealwiththePistons,anytimethePistonswinagame,youwouldreceive5freewingsfromWingstop

雷霆球迷：给不明真相的吧友科普一下，Wingstop鸡翅店和活塞联手搞了一个促销活动，本赛季活塞赢球当日，会给网上下单的顾客免费多送五个无骨鸡翅

[–]Pelicanslegend023243points22hoursago

Thedaythepistonswinagamemightbeawfulforbusinessthough

鹈鹕球迷：不敢想象，活塞赢球那天，这家店会出现多么可怕的场景

[–]Eastdanielbauer13751287points22hoursago

*Secondbiggestfleece.

ThefirstisMontyWilliamsmaking$12Mayear.

球迷：这顶多算第二大诈骗。第一是蒙蒂-威廉姆斯，什么档次，一年挣1200万美元

[–]76ersTIandCAS1008points1dayago

WANTED:MONTYWILLIAMS

CRIME:Stealing$78millionfromthecityofDetroit

76人球迷：

通缉：蒙蒂-威廉姆斯。

罪行：从底特律卷走了7800万美元

[–]LakersJasonPlattMusic34563points22hoursago

DubsgettinganyonetotakeJamesWisemanisaprettygoodfleecingtoo

湖人球迷：勇士能把大聪明卖出去，也是诈的一手好骗！

[–]Warriorsrichard_glutes137points20hoursago

IthinkhisMandarinisbetterthanhisbbiq.

勇士球迷：怀斯曼的普通话等级都比他的篮球智商高

[–]NBAJack_Krauser121points17hoursago

Iseethatskillbecomingmuchmoreusefulforhiminthefuture.

球迷：毕竟普通话技能对他未来的发展更加重要